Is it possible
that moving changes you or whatever?
Is it weird that I feel like a different person?
Different place, different Sarah?
Yeah. LOL…that’s dumb.
When I went to Greece in April with my school, there were all of these Canadians on the cruise ship. These fucking kids. They were like from Saskatchewan too. Like…they vacationed in Missouri and knew more ~American country music than we did.
ANYWAY…..these stupid, fucking asshole freshmen from our school kept doorbell ditching these weird ass, rural-as-fuck, Canadian girls.
So they came to our door asking my friends and me if it was us and when we told them “nope, sorry, it was the freshmen, probably” they were like
…
“Well…just to let you know, we are not city people…we are rural, country people—”
And we were like closing the door on their faces by then and began to hysterically laugh.
Like…what the fuck is that? You’re tough cause you know how to ride a fucking John Deere? Get the fuck out of here.
As if city people are prissy, uptight, can’t-break-a-nail assholes.
“LOL. SORRY, BITCH. I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU” is what I should have said.
So, anyway, because this mentality is definitely not going away anytime soon….pretty sure I’m still a Queens resident even if it’s only mentally….
I like Stamford, though, cause it’s ~hip(ster-esque). Yeah, fuckers, I said that.
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